Lots of people are guilty of taking life too seriously. “Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard on Taking Life Less Seriously It’s true though, women can really help to keep men on the straight and narrow and help them to have better habits leading to a more productive life, with a hit of sarcasm mixed in for good measure. This is a great take on the old quote, ‘Behind every great man is a great woman’. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carey
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So if we ever feel like we’re boring somebody, perhaps we should just zip it. People can often find themselves talking too much and divulging too much information which they can later regret. This is an excellent quote about how sometimes silence can be golden. “Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers Sometimes this is for the best, but it can be dangerous. Never trust a child with a secret, as they often allow things to slip out their mouths without thinking first. This quote is a prime example of how honest and transparent children can be sometimes. “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” – Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield on Getting Info from Kids It’s good to be cynical sometimes and to ask for proof if you have any doubt over the truth in a statement. Gullibility allows people to be easily duped and literally believe everything that they hear. It’s true people can really be too open minded. “If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti Lawrence Ferlinghetti Says Not to Be Too Open-Minded In the ‘self-help’ book culture world, this poses an interesting question. Failure always seems to be a topic when it comes to tragic comedy, and the world’s news seems to thrive on it rather than look for positivity. This is an interesting question from a funny comedian. “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld on the Conundrum of Failure as Success Let’s consider this before we tell our next white lie. We all know how serious ‘Chinese Whispers’ can be, and it’s so true that lies often spread like wildfire while the truth can become seriously hard to find. This is a fantastic quote from a fantastic leader. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston S Churchill It’s great when people can find the funny side of a bad situation in life and then share it with other people that are feeling low. This quote reminds us to let life’s obstacles pass us by and not to take anything to heart. Life gives people lemons a lot of the time. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite Cathy Guisewite on Making the Most of What You’re Given This is a fair statement and a reminder for us to abide by the law. Here she’s putting out a blatant statement that tells us to accept ourselves, unless we’ve murdered a bunch of people.
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Unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneresĮllen is famous for her quick wit and fantastic chat show. Indeed, a cluttered desk probably should hold connotations of somebody who is very busy as opposed to somebody who has a cluttered mind. Einstein looked at the world and the way people perceive things very different from the average person. Here is another great quote from a very clever man here. “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein
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